Long Distance Pillow Talk

Me: ::laughs:: I am pretty sure when you live 4,000 miles apart you aren't supposed to joke on NYE that you are hitting on other girls. I am pretty sure you are supposed to reassure me or something!

S: Ha! Babe, I am talking to you at midnight what more do you want me to do? I mean if I called you when I was balls deep in some chick THAT would be awkward.

Me: Oh my god! Did you just really say balls deep in some chick to me? ::laughs:: You are hilarious! And drunk.

S: Maybe...


****** A few minutes later *******

Me: Well, you are calling me from the future! It's even a different year!

S: It's true! It's like I'm Marty McFly!

Me: Could you find the time machine so you could be here at my midnight?

S: Yeah, that would be awesome!

Me: Totally. Then you could be balls deep in THIS CHICK!

S: ::Cracks up laughing:: I totally deserved that. Ha! I can't believe you said balls deep.

Me: I can keep up with you!

S: That's what I like about you.

Me: Dude, I said balls deep. Gross.

S: ::laughter::